Our amateur cinemophotographer Aly made this film
it is dediated to Scott.
Apparently these Texans believe that strapping chiseled white dudes with green eyes fought with the centralists against the doomed heroes of the Alamo. This dude was nothing more than a 6ft 2 in Jcrew model with a bad sideways toupe, a sharpie and an unsteady hand. You're not fooling anyone Texas.
This kid is a lover! Earlier in the week he snuggled up to Aunt Ann Marie proclaiming with batted eyelashes "I'm in LOVE!" Later in the week he had to ride in the car with aunt Carolyn and at one point asked Aly "where's aunt Beautiful?" (she may or may not have told him that was her name ;) If ever in need of unbiased affection, turn to this little ladies man.
These girls have been literally connected in one way or another the entire week. Ali is about to vomit at their overload of all things girly. 5 outfit changes a day, trading toys, twin glasses, and 3 hour piggy back rides. Cousins friends are the best ;)
1. Smells like it hasn't been cleaned in weeks
2. Urinals line one wall
3. Air is filled with vulgar vocabulary
4. Those vocabulary words sound like they originated from a dude's voice
5. Toilet seats are up
6. When you look under the stall wall, people's feet are pointed at the toilet
7. Sound like someone's filling the toilet with water from a hose
8. When you hear a loud fart, its usually followed by someone saying "nice one" or "sweet"
9. Looks like the sinks haven't been used in years
10. If there's someone at the sink, it's probably a man